Is your husband an irreplaceable, smooth operator with a handsome smile and a hug that melts the stress of your day away? If the answer is even remotely close to yes, you’re sitting on a trophy husband. While the term Trophy Husband is destined to be defined by the wife attached to him, we like to think that a man who fills this position deserves an honorary t-shirt to commemorate his husbandry excellence. On the flip-side, if your husband is the furthest thing away from trophy material, fuel the comedic irony and get him one of these. You never know, it may be the inspiration he needs to ramp up his performance. A Trophy Husband shirt is great for any occasion, but particularly perfect for all husband centered holidays like the obvious birthday, Christmas and father’s day and other man celebrated times like the start of the play offs or the Super Bowl!
A perfect representation of the duality of most females… and some males. The Pretty but Bitchy t-shirt is the perfect gift for a loved one. There’s no way this could get you in trouble! Who wouldn’t want this adoring slogan printed across their chest?
OH. MY. GOD. Amazing alert!! #loveit Now who in this day and age HASN’T taken a #selfie? People can hate all they want but we know deep in the dark corners of their phone, there is totally a duck face selfie hidden away. So now we give you a challenge. We want you to grab this Go Fuck your #selfie shirt, throw it on with your best #OOTD and take the most obnoxious selfie you’ve ever taken. Have you heard of the #selfieoylmpics ? Well google it. Then do it. And make sure we can see it too, so throw #rockworldeast in there as well! We love you.
Everyone knows the perfect mean girl is always Pretty, Bitchy, Slutty and Popular. J/K. That’s not entirely true, but society likes to think so, so here we have our pretty bitchy slutty popular women’s sweatshirt to say F**k you and throw it back in the faces of those who enforce it. Is it more offensive to perpetuate these feelings silently or to wear it openly? Take pride in your physical self, right to speak your mind, freedom of sexuality and love of those around you. We want you to embrace you in the pretty bitchy slutty popular sweatshirt. Cause you rule. Or maybe you’re just really pretty bitchy slutty and popular, we don’t judge.
We should all take a lesson from the sloth on this Live Slow Die Whenever sweatshirt and take the slow path through life. Be as worry-free as the noble sloth, and you too will have a peaceful, happy and relaxed existence, for however long it lasts.
Do you ever just want to yell, “I am a human being, not a sketchbook! Don’t Ask me about my F***ING TATTOOS!” but are afraid you will look like a terrible person, or damage your vocal chords out of sheer fury? Well then say it with our new Don’t Ask me about my Tattoos T-shirt from www.ROCKWORLDEAST.com !
Ladies, let’s be real. Guys love to use your gorgeous body art as an excuse to rub up on you, because hey, you have tattoos! This is not cool, and you need to let everyone know that with this Don’t Ask me about my Tattoos ladies t-shirt!
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